On my best days...

...my very best days, it feels like there's a magical pixie dancing on my shoulder. She makes me feel naked and joyful and alive. Back in 1993, she got a gig on Conan. She killed it.

Hands Free

Cool. Like really cool. 

This fucking guy! This guy is... holy shit bro!

The guy narrating/yelling this video is a shining example of... I don't know what. Something awesome.

I was going to pull a few quotes, but every line he shrieks is quote worthy.

Also headphone worthy if you're at work because the pitch of his f-bombs will pierce walls.

For the record, what they have here is an ocean sunfish. Coincidentally, I did a Bring Limes facebook post about ocean sunfish just a week or two ago. They're big sons of guns: